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Joke of the Day
"I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. ""Thank you. It means a lot."""
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"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."
"Write a suicide note on Facebook and they try to talk you out of it. Write a suicide note on Twitter and they correct your grammar."
"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."
"1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, ""Oh no, not again..."" 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor."
"Sorry I booped your nose when you said that you loved me."
"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"
"What Do you Call Neil Degrasse Tyson when he pours champagne on his bare chest? **An astro-fizzy-tits**"
"If a baby like Justin Bieber is the face of teen angst and rebellion, then we've bubble wrapped our kids too tight."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."