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Joke of the Day
"I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. ""Thank you. It means a lot."""
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"Dark humor is like food in North Korea Not everyone gets it."
"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."
"My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one."
"I saw a sign yesterday that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, ""No, I haven't."""
"Me: *pooping with the door open* Olive Garden Mgr: ""I know what the slogan says ma'am, we aren't THAT kind of family."""
"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."
"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."
"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
"What did one hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'm going to go on a head."