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Joke of the Day
"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"
"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."
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"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"