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Joke of the Day
"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"
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"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"
"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."
"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."
"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""
"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."
"""They had to amputate them both at the ankles,"" said Tom, defeated."
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"
"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."