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Joke of the Day

"1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, ""Oh no, not again..."" 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor."

"Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, ""Bring weed, bro"""

"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."

"Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side."

"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."

"I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period."

"It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows"

"What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"

"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."