2325

Joke of the Day

"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary issues."""

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."

"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""

"Did you know Jesus was gay? He was nailed by a bunch of guys."

"Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in my shower or if he took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death."

"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."

"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."

"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."