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Joke of the Day

"Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated."

"Why is cowgirl my girlfriend's favorite position? Because she says I'm only good at fucking up."

"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."

"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"

"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."

"You know what Trump and the Note 7 have in common? You know it will blow up, just not when."

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"

"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"

"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"