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Joke of the Day

"Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico? To stop the workers at his construction site from running back!"

"[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a ""snow blower"" and was wondering where I might find one."

"Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle."

"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"

"What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association"

"Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones"

"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."

"Why was Pinocchio acting drunk? He couldn't handle his lacquer"

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towl on his head.... Bartender goes ""Hey buddy whats with the paper towl on your head?"" The Pirate replies ""Arrr I got a bounty on me head."""