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Joke of the Day
"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"
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"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""
"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""
"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."
"It all The title says it all."
"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"
"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."
"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"