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Joke of the Day
"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."
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"I love my Sherlock Holmes dildo... I call him, Bendy-dick Cum-a-bunch"
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."
"What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk? The dog has cerebral pawlsy."
"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."
"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"
"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."
"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"
"I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch."