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Joke of the Day
"My friend says he has the biggest brain in the world. I think it's all in his head."
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"What's in a Paul Walker shot ? An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball"
"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive"
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"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."