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Joke of the Day

"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"

"Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly? Zero emissions."

"[trapped on a patch of ice that's melting in the Arctic ocean] [rubs Genie bottle] ""can you hook me up with some wifi?"""

"4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant. I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said: ""I never want to do that again."""

"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."

"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."

"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"Strong people don't put others down: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."

"Just saw Elle Fanning. I was blown away."