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Joke of the Day

"Her: OMG! You didn't feed my cat while I was away? Me: Do you remember that time you didn't harvest my crops on FarmVille? Now we're even."

"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."

"Pranking the police A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, ""We have absolutely nothing to go on."""

"I always eat at McDonald's when they do the Monopoly pieces. 1 in 4 wins obesity."

"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"

"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."

"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."

"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"

"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."

"Insert penis joke here. Ha."