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Joke of the Day
"What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use? McRibbed"
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"The device will work much better, if you turn it on."
"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."
"What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!"
"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."
"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."
"Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!"
"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."
"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."
"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"