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Joke of the Day
"The device will work much better, if you turn it on."
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"Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale."
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."
"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."
"My mum asked me if I had taken my lizard for a walk... ... I told her I was goanna do it later."
"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."
"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""
"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."
"Is #GoHomeIndianMedia really trending? Can we respond with #NoPleaseYouKeepThem or #OkFineWhereElseCanWeSendThem"
"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."