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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!"

"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"

"Do you guys dance in the shower too? Today I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)"

"You know you're old when... ...what were we talking about?"

"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"

"I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet."

"I found a popular erotic novel from Iran It's called ""Sheep."""

"A man was walking through the woods with a little boy... It starts getting dark and the boy says to the man ""I'm scared"". The man replies ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone""."

"I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist."

"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."