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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about a burning orphanage? My dick."
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"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."
"I'm offended that horses don't put their hooves over their hearts during the National Anthem when they win a gold in equestrian events."
"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."
"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."