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Joke of the Day

"Why does Voldemort always sit in the nosebleed section at events? So he'll finally have the chance to get a bloody nose."

"How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment"

"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."

"Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts."

"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"

"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."

"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."

"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"

"""No, I'm fine."" - an angry girlfriend being attacked by lions"

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"