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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
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"Damn girl, are you a Unix based printer? Because my lp0 is on fire!"
"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."
"What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane."
"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."
"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."
"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"
"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""
"my girlfriend must feel the same way about pizza as she feels about sex. if she has it one night, she won't want it again for a few weeks."