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Joke of the Day
"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
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"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
"The bartender says:""We don't serve your kind in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"I'll take Dumb Ideas for $300, Alex. Your Answer: sit on the ground and eat food while bugs crawl all over you What is a picnic? Correct!"
"If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be ""I Love You Man"""
"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"
"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"
"Being the life of the party doesn't mean being the whore of the night."