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Joke of the Day

"My sickening birdwatching experience. I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."

"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."

"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."

"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"

"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."