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Joke of the Day

"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."

"What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud!"

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? 'Cause they all have phones!"

"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."

"What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint? Benjammin Moore mon"

"What do you do when a timeline dies? Barry it."

"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."

"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."

"I got kicked out of the hardware store today... It's my dad's fault. He told me to buy a black and deck her."