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Joke of the Day
"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."
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"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"
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"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."
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"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"
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"Who says love is dead? Necrophiliacs"
"Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded ""Statutory Ape""."