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Joke of the Day

"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"

"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."

"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"

"I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard."

"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"

"For lent, I'm going to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... so hard!"

"How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant."

"My girlfriend doesn't give me any space in the bed, so I bought a bigger bed."

"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"