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"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
"What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie."
"The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me.."
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."
"""Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight"". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years."
"What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!"
"People with amblyopia don't have a lazy eye... they have an eye with ADHD."
"What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is."