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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her."

"Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind."

"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"

"What happens when Turkeys get the common cold? They quit smoking."

"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"

"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."

"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"