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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
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"Two muffins are in an oven One says to the other ""Man, it sure is hot in here"" The other replies ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?"
"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"
"What's the difference between a mosque and a school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"Shout out to my body for reminding me that, while I'm too old to have the tiny waist of a 15yo, I'm not too old for a pimple on the forehead"
"What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!"
"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"
"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"
"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""