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Joke of the Day

"Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti."

"I can't believe they're still together after all that crap... ""Who?"" Your butt cheeks."

"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."

"Does anyone know how to get make-up off a dog? Asking for a friend, she's a bitch."

"I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher."

"Apparently, ""Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look"" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about."

"Why did the blind man cross the road? Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"What do you call an Alaskan hooker? A frostitute."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem."