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Joke of the Day
"Do I have a police record? No... but I have two of their albums on tape."
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"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was wandering around with a semillon. (best when read out loud)"
"A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad."
"Your secret is safeish with me"
"Wow, the last couple of elections have been great! We had a white president, then a black president, and now an orange one."
"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"
"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""
"Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""