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Joke of the Day

"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me a racist, a lot of black people would try to rob me"

"What cheese is not yours? Not your cheese...."

"Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall"

"How do you know when you're REALLY drunk ? ANS - When you are lying face down in your front lawn and you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off."

"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."

"Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild."

"What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table"

"If Eminem converted to Islam.. ..he'd be MuSlim Shady."

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"