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Joke of the Day

"Wow, the last couple of elections have been great! We had a white president, then a black president, and now an orange one."

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"My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on."
"dentist was flossing my teeth & said ""they're very tight"" & I said ""yeah they're homies"" & he laughed so loud that it made me uncomfortable"
"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"
"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"
"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations."
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"
"*Buys world map* *Pins map to wall* *Promises to visit wherever dart lands* *Throws dart at fridge*"