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Joke of the Day

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"

"A man asks his friend, ""What would you do if we only had 24 hours before the end of the world?"" ""I would fuck everything that moves"", his friend says. ""What would you do?"" ""I wouldn't move."""

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."

"My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now."

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."

"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"

"What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie? Deceased and desist"

"I don't know what a foliant is but woman sure love things that used to be them."