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Joke of the Day
"A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. Youthless"
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"Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47."
"What do you call a baby Cosmonaut? Yuri Googoogagarin. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."
"The real question Am i the only one who thinks that porn websites should end in .cum instead of .com?"
"I borrowed money from a pessimist because he doesn't expect me to pay him back"
"What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
"I finally came out of the closet today... My mom then walks up to me, and says something to me. ""Holy fuck, How messy is your closet Joe? You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"""