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Joke of the Day

"The real question Am i the only one who thinks that porn websites should end in .cum instead of .com?"

"Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. Not as dark as the charred remains of a holocaust victim."

"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."

"[Me]: *slams fork & knife down on table* Not cool, babe. [Wife]: You didn't honestly think there'd be weed in your pot pie, did you?"

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."

"I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour."

"I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way"

"What do you call a Robert on a stick? A keBob!"

"What do you call a gay man's ball sack? Mud flaps."