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Joke of the Day
"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."
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"Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts."
"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"
"A man posts an original joke to http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes"
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""
"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."
"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"
"Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? Because she was a woman"
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"