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Joke of the Day
"My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket"
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"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."
"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "
"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"
"What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you? He'll have Nunavut"
"New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst."
"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."
"I don't have ""safe sex"" ... ... because I have never been turned on by anything with a combination lock."
"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."