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Joke of the Day
"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""
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"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"
"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""
"""This is where we separate the men from the boys.""- Craig, JC Penny manager, organizing the layout of the store."
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them."
"Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on"
"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""
"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"
"If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad ""iPhone 5S for $1 only"""
"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."