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"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""
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"(NSFW) If Hillary Clinton was 36 and had 40 years of capital hill experience, I'd put my ballot in her box"
"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."
"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"
"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"
"If you're married to your dick... would you be a wife beater?"
"*Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells ""NERD""*"
"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"
"A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..."
"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed."