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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."

"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"

"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"

"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."

"Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip? ...because lions only understand .rars"

"How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different."

"My ex and I didn't work out, you could say our stars didn't align I'm a Cancer she was a cunt. She was anything but a Virgo, and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus."