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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey."
Next Joke
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."
"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""
"Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint."
"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."
"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
"Ever had a yellow snowcone? Urine for a treat!"
"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"
"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"