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Joke of the Day
"A baby seal walked into a club"
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"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."
"Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok"
"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"
"I love my wife dearly, but she just used the word ""whatevs"" for the first time, so 17 years. It's been a good run."
"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."
"I once met a woman who had 12 nipples That's sounds good... Dozen tit"
"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""
"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"