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Joke of the Day

"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."

"How do you blindfold an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."

"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"

"3 men, hard of hearing: ""Its Windy out, isn't it?"" ""No, it's Thursday"", responds the second; to which the third replies ""Me too, let's go grab a beer""."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"You let your eyes unfocus. The entire page coalesces into a cheery, bespectacled face. Waldo is the entire crowd scene. We are all Waldo."

"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."

"Why are turtles so grumpy? Because they can't masturbate."

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."

"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"