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Joke of the Day
"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."
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"Emperor Sleepoleon, we urge you to change your name to appear less lazy to your people. Oui, I shall dial it back, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY"
"How do you make a ginger snap? Call them ""carrot top"""
"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."
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