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Joke of the Day

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"

"I'm 39, If you invite me to a party that only starts after 10pm, I'm not even going to pretend I'll make it."

"Spreddit The backpages of the internet"

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."

"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."

"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."

"It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer."

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"