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Joke of the Day

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"

"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."

"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."

"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."

"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."

"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."

"Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts? Their balls would fall out."

"Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace"

"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"

"With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded."