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Joke of the Day
"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""
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"What do you do when you love a hotel? You Mariott"
"how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh"
"What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes? ""Oops, wrong person."""
"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"
"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."
"Mom on Logic Finished Logic class, attempting to explain Boolean algebra to Mom. She listens intently, waits for me to finish, and said ""Bouillon?? That's for soup!"""
"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"
"Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside"