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Joke of the Day
"I once met a woman who had 12 nipples That's sounds good... Dozen tit"
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"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."
"Had a dream last night.. about eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up in the morning, I noticed my pillow was missing."
"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."
"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"
"""An unknown plight"" or ""the shortest and worse joke i know"" Pedophiles have trouble fitting in."
"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."
"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a slide rule."