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Joke of the Day

"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet"

"My girlfriend always likes to pretend to be 14 when we have sex... I don't know why, she'll be 14 in a couple years anyway."

"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making Head-Lines!"

"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"

"I respect how the Hamburglar was like, ""Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."""

"[dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK"