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"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"
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"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
"What drug is most destructive with phones? Crack."
"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, you know you have a steering wheel between you legs right?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrr, Matey! It drives me nuts!"""
"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"
"A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society"