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Joke of the Day
"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."
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"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
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"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."
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"Trying to make a collage for my preschooler's art project using magazine cut-outs, but I keep ending up with ransom notes."