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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

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"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"
"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"
"Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)"
"In the movie Titanic it always bugged me that she stayed on the raft when clearly she had more body fat for warmth."
"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"
"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra"
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