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Joke of the Day
"My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate..."
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"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"
"My eyes have been bugging me recently, so I went to the doctor. He told me I have ocular herpes. Apparently I've been looking for love in all the wrong places."
"*Dorothy pummells Glenda with a ruby slipper DAFUQ YOU MEAN I HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG?!! YOU SENT A MINOR TO MURDER A WITCH!!??"
"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"
"Monster: Doctor doctor I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist."
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area."
"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"