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Joke of the Day
"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
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"So Helen Keller walks into a bar . . . . . . then she walks into a table, she knocks over a lamp, barks her shins on the ottoman, spills a drink . . . it's fine I'll show myself out."
"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."
"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"
"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."
"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"
"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."
"Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement? So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore."
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."