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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"
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"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."
"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"
"Bar joke What has two thumbs an craves a blow job? This guy!"
"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"
"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."
"What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers? Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes."
"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."
"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."
"My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside."